Category Humour

a12 Horns

If the 12th horn stops playing, and nobody notices, does it make a sound? On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve horns a-ripping. 12 horns walk into a recording studio… Says here on your…

Merry Christmas!

I got you a present. What’s that? Yes it’s a tree. I got you a tree, but it’s not any old tree, can you guess? No it’s actually a pear tree. What’s that again? Oh this? It’s a bird. Yes…